I have these two barbers at a place called the Mayfair Saloon just behind Claridges Hotel. I do not know their real names ... but call them Waldorf & Stackler ... the two old men from the Muppet Show! They do a damn good haircut but their jokes are rubbish. (BTW - the "old men" were named after two legendary hotels in NYC).
In fact ...
Song of the Day: M'nah M'nah - Mariah Carey x 2 and Billy Joel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynjIoymWHvU
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